Friday, October 11, 2013

This Is What a Godless Liberal Looks Like

Hi.  Since we cross paths a lot, I thought I’d let you in on a little secret.  

You know how today you were saying, “And then you have those liberals who keep whining ‘Oh, no, we can’t cut programs for children!’?”  Or last week, when you were lamenting the “brainwashed Obama-zombies” who are “ruining this country”?  (You made it clear, of course, that they are aided in that by the “illegals,” “socialists,” and “elite liberal media.”)  Or when you tried to comfort me in the wake of yet another dating fracas by assuring me that “Jesus had saved me from fornicating”?

Well…It’s probably time I came clean.  When you sing along to Rush Limbaugh as he bashes godless liberal feminazis, you’re singing about me, sister.