Hi. Since we cross paths a lot, I thought I’d let you in on a little secret.
You know how today you were saying, “And then
you have those liberals who keep
whining ‘Oh, no, we can’t cut programs for children!’?” Or last week, when you were lamenting the “brainwashed
Obama-zombies” who are “ruining this country”? (You made it clear, of course, that they are aided in that
by the “illegals,” “socialists,” and “elite liberal media.”) Or when you tried to comfort me in the wake of yet another
dating fracas by assuring me that “Jesus had saved me from fornicating”?
Well…It’s probably time I came clean. When you sing along to Rush Limbaugh as he
bashes godless liberal feminazis, you’re singing about me, sister.